Ascension Ventures Ascension VenturesWebsites, automated outreach and AI systems that bring the work in — built and run for you, not handed over as another dashboard to learn. $6M+ generated for clients across 50+ funnels, on cold traffic.
Whatever shape your offer needs. Six funnel types, built and run for you — not handed over as a template.
A cheap front end with order bumps and upsells behind it, built so cold traffic pays for itself and the back end is where you actually earn.
A book or guide as the way in. The cheapest way there is to buy a buyer, and the warmest list you will ever build.
A short diagnostic that tells someone what their problem is, then sells them the answer. Works when people do not yet know what they need.
Long-form letter, an application that filters, and a calendar. For anything too expensive to sell without a conversation.
An automated presentation that does the selling, with the registration, reminder and replay sequences around it.
Built around the phone ringing rather than looking pretty. Your number on every screen and a bot that answers when you cannot.
Three steps between where you are now and work coming in without you chasing it.
Your site, where your work comes from today, and what one job is actually worth to you. I tell you straight whether I can move the number — before you pay me anything.
The site goes live first. Your outreach domains start warming in the background, and the bots that answer your site and your missed calls get installed while that happens.
Outreach sends under your name daily. Enquiries land in one place. Once a month I send you what came in, what changed, and what I am doing next — in plain English.
Real businesses, real numbers, and the exact structure behind each one.
“I had the expertise but nothing that actually sold. Theo built the whole thing — the offer, the funnel, the upsell path. A $37 buyer turned into a $19,500 client inside three days.”
▶Watch me break down this funnelFrom $37 Buyer To $19,500 Client In 3 Days“Theo looked at all my stuff and added a ton of value — making my upsells and downsells a lot stronger before we even launched… we have an awesome landing page that really converts.”
▶Watch me break down this funnelHow We Turn $17 Buyers Into $10,000 Clients“A $17 front-end that most people would call ‘too cheap’ — with the upsell path behind it — did over $80k, including a single $14k day.”
▶Watch me break down this funnelHow A $17 eBook Sale Became A $504.95 OrderPayments, dashboards and messages, exactly as they arrived.
French, from Paris, living in Amsterdam. Business owner, full-stack marketer and offer publisher. I build the systems that bring the work in, and I run them for you.
Made several 5-figure and 6-figure launches ($40k+, $120k+, $210k+, $300k+…). Funnels built, launched and scaled across Back Pain, Self-Development, Weight Loss, Menopause, Pelvic Floor Health, Capital Raising, Commercial Real Estate, Biz-op, Trading, Career Development, College Counselling — and all the niches you can imagine.
Alen Sultanic, creator of the AC Model — the low-ticket offer structure behind $1B+ in sales — and founder of NHB, the biggest direct response mastermind in the world.
Funnel builders, copywriters and 7- and 8-figure offer owners — the people who see hundreds of funnels a year — sending others my way when someone asks who actually knows this stuff.
Discovery calls, 1-on-1s, fast-starts and hour-long consults — 73 of them booked since February 2023, every single one about growing an offer.
Frameworks, breakdowns and real numbers from my own offers — the dual downsell, the hybrid call upsell, the super-bonus framework that doubled an upsell take rate. youtube.com/@TheoGilardo
I build and run the marketing: the website, the outreach that fills your pipeline, and the AI that answers when you cannot. You keep running your business.
A site is live in days, not months. Outreach takes about 2 weeks to warm properly before it starts sending under your name.
No. That is the whole point. You get the results; I run the machinery.
It depends on what you need, and I will tell you honestly on the call whether it is worth it. Send me a line about your business and I will give you a straight answer.
Business owners who already have something that works and want more of it. If you have no offer and no customers yet, I will say so rather than take your money.